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text by bahoreal
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bahoreal:

bahoreal:

@ everyone with long hair, do you tie it up/secure it back when you sleep?

yes loosely

yes tightly

yes i have sleep curlers (or equivalent)

no i dont tie/secure it

my hair is too short

secret extra option??? (leave in tags)

i need a bigger sample size because the idea that so many of you dont tie your hair when you sleep is giving me palpations

text by zoidbrg
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zoidbrg:

zoidbrg:

zoidbrg:

SpongeBob is literally a murderer. He killed people

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are you seeing this?

Make gifs at gifsoup.com

text by sharkgirldick
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sharkgirldick:

bunnygirlskull:

sharkgirldick:

“I pull lots of guys.”

“I pull so many girls!”

Yeah well. I pull doors that say push.

I pull pork sandwich


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HELL YEAH ‼️‼️‼️

Like and reblog if you love to PULL your PORK.

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realbrucespringsteen:

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sorry this comment has fucking taken me out. everyone thank matpat game theory for throwing the first brick

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lizardsister:

slitherpunk:

women with horns

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catgifsinthesenate:

nuinsli:

nemesisvariant:

teathattast:

i-am-committing-tax-fraud:

teathattast:

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Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

Maurice

I’m begging of you, please don’t take my man

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cosmictisane:

a-game-is-the-foot:

delphinidin4:

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these are still the most hilarious

text by deepspacefive
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deepspacefive:

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Today, we get to reblog this

text by baelonthebrave
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dianapocalypse:

normal-horoscopes:

goldhornsandblackwool:

m0ltisanti:

biologists will be like this is a very simplified diagram of a mammalian cell

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chemists will be like this is a molecule

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okay but this is what the best render of a human cell looks like

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They are not kidding

We are full of so many fuckign guys

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jacebeleren:

kaibacorp:

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the fact that they wrote “yugioh” in the magic the gathering font

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beardedmrbean:

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text by beardedmrbean
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thejakeformerlyknownasprince:

is-the-snake-video-cute:

theunusualchameleon:

beardedmrbean:

There’s a lesson here

@is-the-snake-video-cute

What the hell? Is this normal? Is the snake ok?

Thanks for tagging me!

So, this isn’t good, and it’s not normal, but this is something that can happen in even healthy snakes, with a few big qualifiers. This only really happens on ophiophagus (snake-eating) snakes, like this kingsnake, and it happens because they think they smell food and wind up biting themselves. This snake happened to bite at just the right angle to swallow their tail, and as they kept going, any pain they felt was dismissed as being from their “prey” biting them.

This snake is probably okay. As you can see in the video, they let go as soon as some hand sanitizer got in their mouth - snakes hate the smell and taste of the stuff.

Situations like this are very rare. This snake’s keeper did the right thing - it looks like they brought them to to the vet based on the table, and some hand sanitizer got them to let go with no issues.

you know what screw it *un orou's your bouros*ALT
text by sandersstudies
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sandersstudies:

Pros of having a brain that makes very fast associations: Good comebacks and jokes.

Cons of having a brain that makes very fast associations: that story about how you broke your foot reminded me of a fun fact about lizards.

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remedialaction:
“ chikenmilky3:
“ EVERYONE is sephiroth
” ”

remedialaction:

chikenmilky3:

EVERYONE is sephiroth

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eropandasennin:

such-justice-wow:

beardedmrbean:

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Crazy how alpha male guy tweets are indistinguishable from an A/B/O prompt

Why do they ALWAYS have a Fight Club icon?

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